The roll goes on backwards. It is now colored brown to hide the stains. And it’s made of 100% recycled cat hair. Bring on the riches!

Ah, Thanks for contributing. I always appreciate it when someone pops in to say neener neneer.

Florida Governor Rick Scott confirmed on Tuesday that there are five new cases of non-travel related Zika

-Well, I had to google Cyanide and Happiness. Link to the the comic when you accuse somebody of stealing a joke!

I would like it to be called “I do not understand how RichardNixon72's comments relate to what I have previously written”.

The company claims those hexagons are “inspired by graphene” and “Formula 1 wet tires.”

Gilliam is lucky. I was arrested in England when they thought a tried to buy “a chap’s dick”.

I would like to announce that in real life I shall no longer be going by the name Youthful Scamp, and shall henceforth use my given name, Mr. Belvedere.

It’s really easy here. You just past in the image or youtube url into your comment and kinja automatically does the rest. So, flame away!

Also, don’t reschedule an interview at the last minute by saying you have a previous engagement. It shows poor planning, and, according to Burce Hurwitz, “Makes you sound like a slut who’s running around getting engaged all the time.” His words. Not Mine.

You don’t see goiters too often any more. They were the best. Stupid iodine fortified foods.

I am the best dad, and I have real live kids. I just changed the story slightly for comedic effect. The truth is, they were in bed, but still awake and rowdy. And it wasn’t a hoodie, it was a hat similar to this one which I had pulled down over my face. I’ll try the hoodie thing next time so I’m less of a liar.

It is when I burst into my kids room in the middle of the night to scare the shit out of them.

No. I was trying to use what I thought was an example he would agree was obviously coded racist language in order to find some common ground, but I even failed to find that.

Why did you post this? What am I wrong about? I haven’t made any argument about what part of the country SUVs are stolen or where they end up.

OK, I’ll start over. If you weren’t thinking about about primarily Mexican American neighborhoods, then I sincerely apologize. But you need to understand that “the bad part of town” is the type of coded language a racist would use, and people are going to think it’s a racist comment. That is the reality we live in.

Well, I live in the real world, so i will continue to assume they’re talking about black people even if they don’t specifically mention it.

Mexican Isn’t a race? What?

Got it. So, If someone made a joke about going to the inner city and having some crime done to them, I shouldn’t assume they’re talking about black people?

If you had said in your original comment “park it in a neighborhood with a bunch of poor Mexicans” would you think that’s racist? Do you see how that could be offensive? Now, you didn’t say that because you didn’t have to.