Little Suzie: Mommy, why can’t EdwardianJamesOlmos keep from inserting too many “fightings” in his comments?

I don’t remember Randy Johnson fighting Mark Teixeira fighting. I do remember Randy Johnson fighting with his wardrobe.

Arrgh! The post was corrected. I know this may be controversial, But I stand by my joke. Ryan Lochte is caveman who water move good.

Homophones were sent by the devil to blind us to the truth. As were homophone error pointer outers. Begone demon! The power of lite compels yew! The power of lite compels yew!

Q: You were TV the next day.

Nah, I’ll probably just get a body kit for it that makes it look like something rare, like a Fiero.

It was no problem... psych!

Of course I’m serious. These “men” should be arrested the moment they land in the US. If I am ever not serious, I will end my comment with “psych!” to avoid confusion.

The only people that come out of this looking bad are Jack Conger and Gunnar Bentz, who’s obvious lies tarnished the reputation of an American hero. And now that hero, who was made to cry by hard hitting journalist Matt Lauer, is modifying his own story in order to protect their reputations! Is there no justice in the…

I am not a soccer fan either, but I come at it from the other direction. Ties should be settled by something even less related to the the actual game, possibly by people or things not even involved in the sport. So we have a match that ends in a tie, then we cut to a live shot of couple of sloths wearing little…

Oh man! I was actually approved to get one in the first round, but I don’t even want it now that everybody and there mother is going to have one.

Oh you’re just trying to piss me off now. I wouldn’t be surprised if karma paid you back in the form of an out of control stank wagon that can’t go below 50mph or it will blow up, taking all of that precious, precious, truflais with it.

Bin lorry? Speak American! Or at least non Québécois Canadian. The correct American term is “stank wagon”.

The first step is admitting that you are a fancy steering wheel. The second step is admitting that you are powerless, and letting Jesus take the wheel.

The Slobberknockers is far and away my favorite novel written Stephen King’s Basset Hound.

I’m pretty sure it’s the “Steering Wheel Saucer”. And if it’s not, how could they have steered the boat? Checkmate.

Yes, but that’s thanks to its emotionless, high tech wizardry. You might as well be walking through that gap carrying a computer.

So I read in another article about this car that “volante”means “flying” in Italian, but when I use google translate it says “steering wheel”. I’m going to have to side with google on this, which means they’re not actually selling a car, just the worlds most cumbersomely named, limited edition steering wheel.

There is no way a Laferrari makes it through that gap.

Usain simone doesn’t like all the coverage?