It would look like communism. Free market infields are essential to preserving the American way of life.

I just had to replace the turbo on mine for the SECOND time. And when you open up the panel to change the filter, man, it’s looks like the interior of a 1995 Toyota air conditioner.

That thing is sooo much better than those pansy ass Subaru air conditioners.

I have never seen this. Do they come in a vending machine?

I stand by my statement. Have you seen the pediatric wings at most hospitals? It’s all waterslides, unicorns, and ice cream made of rainbows and the tears of a just and loving God.

This May Be The Last Thing I’d Ever Guess Maserati Made

Urinetrouble

the four swimmers spoke to U.S. State Department officials and they agreed to shut up. Almost immediately after the briefing, Lochte “walked across the street” and gave an interview

I’m going to load up the presents in my Hyundai Santa.

Nope, not bothered. In fact, I can’t wait for the Nissan Tit. I’m going to motorboat it. I mean, tow my motorboat with it.

Do these, frankly amazing, special effects and rockin’ soundtrack somehow defeat NBC’s claim to the video? Seriously.

With that bar there, it looks she was just helping him complete what’s called a “Japanese pole vault”. It’s not surprising the cops disqualified them.

Yes. I too am now afraid that there is a serial killer car lurking in my barn.

It’s not called a “stain”. It’s called “bane of Plaxico”.

See, RubenAmaroJuniorHigh. At least this bastard made a joke when he made fun of Mets fans.

So in summary:

They say kickers aren’t real football players. I say footballs are thugs and should be banned from the game.

Felps? The Swimmer Guy? It’s Flaps. Marshaun Flaps. He been one of my favorites to follow, along with that Jamiroquain sprinter, Eustace Bloat.

I posted a fun play, and from that, you took the opportunity to try and feel superior about two unrelated plays. There are good fans, and there are fans who are just tribalistic tools. Guess where you fall.

Oh god. There’s nothing sadder than a guy that has to gloat about a ten year old questionable call for which his team was the beneficiary in order to get a hard on. There are pills for that.