But which three letters did he destroy? And why did it take 2 hours to drive up one hill. Did this happen in Hollywood CA, or Hollywood FL? Why don’t the Hollywood police have any record of the crime? Is a dash-cam a specialized piece of equipment for recording people sprinting short distances? Why am I typing? So…

After years and years of futility, the Lakers have finally found someone to fill the void left by Benoit Benjamin.

That Monkey stole the bears identity? Jesus Christ monkeys are smart. Just not smart in the area of personal protection.

It was a tough vote but it had to be done. Like voting for Hillary.

Plax, or it didn’t happen.

Free gas masks and Albuterol at the gate!

Some people are actually fans of bone spurs, like Brent Barry’s wife. Oh wait, no. I meant she likes to bone Spurs.

Iceland breaks world record for largest group self high-fives. England left hanging.

The Redbirds thought winning this fight would be a breeze, and a gentle one at that.

No, but the cashier did ask him if he was the guy from that Billy Crystal movie, to which Gheorghe responded with “no”, which I thought was hilarious.

I’m the one on the left.

“Did you enjoy that Mum?”

Oh yeah, kids. One time I got in line at an Arby’s in San Francisco behind Gheorghe Muresan. Gheorghe freakin’ Muresan! Star of the feature length motion picture My Giant!

When they get to Valhalla, are they just idiots running around a battlefield in cleats? Fear the pegs on the soles of my might shoes! Go ahead, strike me in the shins with your weapon, I’m protected there. No, not with the pointy end! The pommel! The pommel!

And the flight attendant’s name? Albert Einstein.

That’s the way to go. I think the Volt and ELR have suffered by the association with their parent brands. Just spin them of and sell them under a brand named after some historical electricity pioneer. Who wouldn’t want to drive a Musschenbroek Leyden or a Watt DuFuque?

Show some respect. Two celebrities had to die in order to collect enough skins for that interior.

Here’s a photo of the classy jock strap he played in.

One armed Bandits

An oldie but goodie.