There may be dictators who take power preaching socialism, but they’re not practicing it. Socialism isn’t giving the power to an authoritarian government and allowing them to run things as they see fit, it’s giving the power to the people. And there are numerous examples of socialist policies being implemented…

It has begun. Hybrid warfare.

You don’t need to be able to palm a basketball to dunk one-handed. To be able to pull it back and move it around while in the air al la Jordan, then yes you need big hands.

Wow. Thankfully, my car was a decrepit 87 Buick LeSabre. They only got my windshield and driver side window.

I was spattered with paintballs once. Scared the crap out of me. At least the only fix I needed was a garden hose.

Jesus Christ? Well, when you compare him to the shroud of Patterson, he seems to check out.

Yes, there are. http://www.snopes.com/autos/accident…

If whoever grayed me is still monitoring the comments, I’d seriously like to know. It was nice to be able to have normal internet conversations with people for the week I was ungrayed, and I’d like to avoid future problems.

You answered your own question on the problem with Venezuela. Hint. It wasn’t the socialism. I’ll help.

And I was only two days from retirement.

Man. My Comment thread was deleted and I was grayed. For whats? Pretending I hadn’t seen the end. Admitting I liked Team America. Or just not being funny? http://jalopnik.com/i-didn-t-make-…

Man oh man, I can’t wait to see the end. Maybe I can set aside some time next week.

The next inning he went on and on about this great new book he’s discovered called Atlas Shrugged.

But how can two people kiss if they’re both in 5 point safety harnesses?

So it was inspirational, like this?

Oh man. Those dramatic “man takes control of the situation” type kisses are my fave. It’s a pity I couldn’t make it to the end of the video.

Oh man. The Revenant II is like my all time favorite flick.

I didn’t make it to the end? Did they kiss? Or did that one guy without the seatbelt fuck everything up again?

I have a Logitech G27 Racing Wheel which appears to have been discontinued. They’re going for around $300 used on amazon, which is more than I payed for new years ago. Unfortunately, I don’t have a good idea what to get other than that, but I wanted to point out this thing I discovered while looking- https://www.amazon…

The next time my wife catches me jacking off, I’m just going to say, “It’s a timing mechanism! To get a little flow going. You know! Perfectly natural. Not at all embarrassing.”