Here is a rundown of how the scam worked.

I believe that is called the thorax. Although, it does actually contain the heart within it. So, nice try, but you should probably learn some sciences before you comment on anatomy next time.

The worst part is that it would be so easy to make this movie great. Just replace all the orcs with ewoks, and BAM! Fixed. What a shame. What a waste.

It’s like I’ve been saying all season. The Warriors are beatable if you simply throw more balls in the ring. I don’t understand how it took the league so long to figure this out.

Woops. This was an accidental comment. But instead of just leaving a period like most lesser people do, I’d like to take the time to ask everyone if they’ve accepted Jesus into their hearts.

Seriously?

How did you even think of this comment?

And what do you get for COTD?

What a vulgar display. Ever heard the expression “act like you’ve been there before”? This situation obviously calls for a finger roll.

So, I liked this video up until the end, when a woman says “Coconuts TV” in the bawdiest way possible. Now I’m stuck with the dreaded work erection. Thanks Obama.

Loras is a little Dr. Suessy for a name. My next child will be named Targaryen Dothraki-Snow Johnson VII.

In the mid eighties, my 6th grade teacher was this racist old WW2 vet. When he wasn’t, not so subtly, exhibiting his hatred of the the Jews, he was going off on people in fancy cars with their bucket seats. It was always the bucket seats that seemed to set offend him the most. And who invented the bucket seat? George…

The hyperloop is the greatest invention ever, because it can never break: it can only become a giant hamster tube.

Is “zika baby” a new hairstyle?

I just thought of the best nickname for Noah Syndergaard. Here are my thoughts on how I arrived at it. Syndergaard’s parents, as we all know, met at a sommelier themed YMCA dance in 1981. Barnardulous Syndergaard VII (Noah’s dad) only heard about this dance because his friend Dickschmap Washinghair had seen a flier…

-Oh man, I’ve got something in my eye.

But the name Sasquatch comes from those dirty Canadians!

Michio Kaku is the worst. He’s brought in as an expert on a bazillion shows, but often seems to have only a superficial knowledge of what he’s talking about. He shut his brain off years ago.