@Pedro Cerrano: U2

I feel such rage when TNT shrinks the game down into a tiny window so they can show me some nonsense I don't give a shit about. Save it for the timeouts.

@psybab: No clue. I didn't know it used to work that way.

Music Thread!

@sweatingmullets: I know all the words to Thank You for Being a Friend.

@psybab: I don't have a clue what it takes, but Len Bias Cocaine already has one.

@Phintastic: Project Runway. I do watch Glee, but I hate it.

Still no winner in the Fleshbot challenge.

@Kanley Stubrick: evil spell check.

@Sheed's Bald Spot: I see that now. If you do want in, I'll figure out how to mail 5 bucks to Brazil.

@Sheed's Bald Spot: Are you another one who's already starred there?

@tastes_like_burning: Yeah. Unfortunately, I wasn't fluent enough in anus lingo to get it. Thanks for the education!

I was once in a fender-bender that landed me earless in the trunk. ALWAYS WEAR YOUR SEATBELT!

@CBronsonSmile: No one said masturbating to earn a five bucks would be easy.

@Walk Off HBP: Sheed's Bald Spot is out. I don't mail to the southern hemisphere.

@7MinuteAbs: I haven't been there, but as for things to do there, I'd guess: Look at the ocean, look at the volcanic craters, lasso a flightless cormorant, look at the marine iguanas, tortoise rides, look at the land iguanas, and maybe eat some finch stew. Again, I'm just guessing here.

This reminds me of the misappropriated t-shirt cannon at a Phish concert.

I have five dollars for the first Deadspinner to achieve a star on Fleshbot. Send me a link to your starring comment, and you could be treated to the glorious sight of Abe Lincoln staring back at you next time you open your mail. This offer is null and void in Rhode Island, because I fucking hate Rhode Island, as…

You forgot to tell me that a scene involving dominatrix nipple impalement might be unsafe for work!

@Shiverr!: The background is an interpenetration of what the universe might have looked like as we go back in time. So on the left you have what it looks like today. In the middle, you have what the universe looks like 6 or 7 billion light years ago. On the far right, the first stars are forming, but galaxies don't…