@FavreWIN: I missed cockfest this afternoon. I've kind of been dreading the prospect of slogging through 400 dick jokes. Is it worth it?

@AustraliansDontDrinkFosters: Twice is no good. Three or four times is OK though.

@A Duck With a Lisp: Impressive research.

Unlike thinner bodily fluids, Liquid Semen clings to clogs until they become so disgusted that they leave of their own volition.

Nothing beats sex on a wet, squishy carpet set to the sweet sounds and aroma of an overflowing toilet.

I actually added a feathered and serrated edges to the front and back edges of a too loud desk fan based on the owl wing. It definitely muffled the sound a bit, but most of the noise came from the motor, so overall there wasn't a huge difference. It was worth a try.

@crazyjoedavola: Maybe his wife is the "Boys will be boys" type, or even the "Boys will send croc, crotch shots to younger, hotter versions of myself" type.

@em.: I actually remember a few of my teachers openly smirking while I was being bullied.

It really illustrates how useless the "You need to stand up to them" strategy usually is.

@futuresuperbowlMVPJayCutler:

It's an organic sharkticon.

Scientists see the possible applications of this process as never ending.

@Sapphire and Chronic: A touchdown was once a common means of scoring in the game of American football. It was worth 6 points, plus an opportunity to get one additional point by converting what was called a mini field goal, I believe.

I thought McNabb played excellent defense. He deserved that win.

@Steve U: I definitely took a few shows, but I'm hooked now. Arliss Howard should win something for Kale Ingram.

@Steve U: I definitely took a few shows, but I'm hooked now. Arliss Howard should win something for Kale Ingram.

Just, please, no anorexic Wonder Woman. Give me some curves.

I was there when Danzig's dog threatened to neuter himself on stage, until the show was broken up by the cops. Fido Luciferi died of a Gravy Train overdose later that night.

Here's my musical contribution. Try listening to the piano part of the song Layla and not think of it as a cross between Sweet Child of Mine and the theme song from the Golden Girls now that I've mentioned it.

Even my depressed loner award?