The Macan shares nothing with a VW Tiguan. It’s on the Audi-only MLB platform.

Is anyone else here of the camp that - if your car got stolen - you hope to hell you never see it again? (And/or it gets set ablaze?). Stolen cars get destroyed and if they’re not totaled, are usually never the same again.

So it drew a dick, then got stuck in the mouth of the Suez and there aren’t enough seamen with enough thrust to push it out. And the longer it’s in there, the more screwed we are...

Pretty sure the Global Entry card works.  So I’m not going to go through the hassle.

FYI, military ID cards (active, retired, and dependent) are also Real ID compliant. So if you have one, you don’t need to do anything.

Boomers: KIDS THESE DAYS HAVE NO COMMON SENSE

That’s because 2016 Volts and 2017s sold before Jan 1, 2017 all lost their carpool stickers this year...

The pro-est of pro-tips for Miami: don’t go. Entirely overrated and overpriced, and they are already seeing issues with chronic flooding due to high-tides, thanks to rising ocean levels (although climate change is totally a myth...). For business trips it’s expensive and congested; for families it’s best used as a…

Ford and Chevy’s front ends come together like Voltron to form a perfect advertisement for the Ram.

Yeah, but how many miles did it have before they rolled the odometer back?

I would NEVER for any reason park a vehicle in a lane on an active hwy. You are not a emergency vehicle and so you don’t have adequate lights or visibility markings. Shoulder it and flag them from there.

Is your car going to be The Family Hauler? Because our solution was to get the wife Il Monstro, a Highlander XLE, knowing that would be the car we took on vacations or Costco (more or less the same amount of storage capacity required), while I got a car that was big enough for two car seats, but also knowing I…

The ritual is very simple.

not wrong

I don’t trust anyone from Northern California on matters of pronunciation.

A multinational stealing a guy’s name. That’s...

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Here is perhaps the most sobering thought about car sales as a career: everyone in the profession can be replaced by a well-crafted web interface.