We may not all be as eloquent as Will at the end there, but I think it’s safe to say we all feel the same way.

Drew, is it true that neither Jim Spanfeller nor Paul Maidment ever had friends, a girlfriend, made any sports team, or has seen The Godfather? Is it also true that Jim smells like sweaty hobo taint and Paul smells like a urinal puck?

Looks like the mini-24 hour strike is over? Nice to see you are back Drew. Let us know if we need to start meeting with you and the gang somewhere else. You know, this venue is cool and all, but the new owners are kinda dicks. We can always try somewhere new...

HEY DREW, STICK TO SPORTS!

A question for the Funbag: why should I keep reading anything on this website after Jim Spanfeller and Paul Maidment went to the lengths of firing Barry, like cowards, for the dumbest of reasons?

I want to support the writers here—this is both the best website that exists, and has ever existed, and the best sports…

Oh my god...it was supposed to be the year of 2 Williams-Sonoma holiday catalogs! 

Jizz Jim is going to have to pry Drew’s annual Williams-Sonoma holiday catalog review from my cold, dead hands.

Fuck Jim Spanfeller, who is a herb

I’m imagining there must have been a lot of Toblerone’s and imported Cadbury bars to make that kind of assumption.

Esther, what are you sitting here slandering Hershey’s chocolate as the worst Halloween candy when Charleston Chew, Good & Plenty, Bit-o-Honey and Necco Wafers are floating around? Not to say anything of raisins!

If Hersheys is the worst you can conjure, you grew up in some high end trick or treating territory.

I too made a lot of shitty decisions as a 19 year-old.

Has Garber already called him to let him know of the developmental riches that await him in the MLS? Somebody please cut his phonelines.

They absolutely are at least from a player development standpoint. 

Great, the last thing we need is a clog in the development pipeline.

Yes, that’s exactly what they expect. He’d lived his entire life in a privileged bubble. He genuinely believes people love him, because the fools he surrounds himself confirm his bullshit to enrich themselves.  It’s all so gross. 

I’m starting to think that pulisic will never play in a world cup.

Are you suggesting that El Nepotisto doesn’t know how to properly make use of the wealth of talent at his disposal?

Yeah Frank, he is totally not ready for the English game.