Camden Yards is beautiful.  It’s a shame there’s no major league team to use it. 

Good god, number 3 all day long. You can’t send Matt Gaetz to DC and then blame DC for Matt Gaetz. We didn’t want him here, you did. He’s YOUR melanoma.

A Red Sox fan criticizing another team’s fanbase would be like if Arby’s started doing restaurant reviews.

But seriously, Jose Andres is a goddamn saint. He was in Puerto Rico serving over 10,000 a meals a day after Hurricane Maria struck.

President Trump announced he intends to attend Game 5 in Washington.

MLB instructed the home team to wear alternate jerseys so the president is the only obvious white national in the stadium.

I haven’t seen someone reject softballs like that like that since Rose McGowan and Harvey Weinstein at the Sundance Film Festival in 1997.  #StickToSprots

I mean, it’s pretty rude to ask a softball question of a soccer coach.

“We have our new assistant GM!" - The Houston Astros 

Can you guys ask the venture capitalists to make articles take up less space? It’s kind of hard for me to watch both of the “recent videos” that started playing in two separate places when I’ve got four or five lines of text distracting me.

Where he bought it from is irrelevant. Given that there is zero regulation of the supplement industry, he could be ingesting Grandma Ethel’s ashes and not know it.

It’s almost like getting punched in the head repeatedly has some sort of negative effect.

I know that things on the internet can get pretty heated and a lot of people say things they don’t really mean because they are protected by the cloak of anonymity, so I want you to understand how sincere I am when I say I hope you die in a fire.

Find a FLOTUS who looks at you the way she looks at Trudeau

Tacko Bruiseday

but is there another sport where a single penalty/foul can change the game so dramatically?

Because without that penalty, the game would devolve into a hackfest anytime the ball got anywhere near the goal.

That estate check and a vacation in Canada.

Yeah, what the fuck does she care? All that matters to her is when does the fucker die and what does she get out of that.

Agree. That and she can no longer move her face due to her “kidney” operation.

Boys, find yourself a bro who will non-sexually male cuddle you the way Parra does.