Clearly the problem is not enough guns! 

Why, all this talk of murdering children has given me the vapours!

I posted this on the Jezebel thread, but it can’t be posted enough.

I think the “pea-shooter” was a gun disguised as a pen, a gag wonderfully set up by “gadgets that never work” discussion. 

-He told you that?

They’re carve out a district for her.

That’s what I thinking, too. Wiping out her prospects for re-election in a heavily-blue district? I wouldn’t be surprised if she gets a lucrative no-show “consulting” job for some conservative think tank after she retires.

...where he controls the air supply. Sort of like Total Recall.

You load sixteen Teslas and what do you get?

I wish he would just get to the hiding in a hotel penthouse while wearing tissue boxed for shoes and hording his own urine part already. 

It’s very funny how he’s speedrunning the arc of every insane business tycoon including establishing a doomed company town 

Literally just now was thinking about Bronzeville.

Among many other things this self-important psychopath inflicts, can you imagine  living in his “utopian” hellscape on Mars?

But he worked so hard to pull it out of there in the first place.

Nah. I’ll stop being pedantic when these twats stop having their asses licked like they’re the saviors of humankind.

It is, Twitter is already subject to multiple lawsuits over their dismissal practices, including but not limited to refusing to pay employees agreed upon severance payments. 

“my optimism or hard work was a mistake”

Those who jeer & mock are necessarily on the sidelines and not in the arena

Sources say school administrators were suspicious of the high school teacher who could apparently pay rent AND feed himself.

No, but it does borrow quite a bit from 'Berlin Alexanderplatz.'