Speed definitely, cocaine probably, but those are rich people drugs and so they don’t count as drugs.

So we agree that Trump has likely never smoked weed, but he’s for sure taken enough perscription pills to kill most of the race horses on Earth, right? I mean, I see him doing that and not counting it as “drugs” because it was from a doctor, or some sort of “medical person” who told him it would increase his manliness…

Fires rock at IT

China: [fires Rockets]

to be fair, 5am is when you have to leave to get to Ashburn by start of business

i’m gonna go with D) Gruden is usually there at 5am monday morning.

tell you what, dabo swinney’s gonna have one hell of a time turning this franchise around

Shocking that the owner of a sports team in 2019 with a racial slur for a nickname would do something shitty. To a white guy, I mean.

I watched the game last week and can tell you why. 

$5M to go away (assuming he gets paid out for his 2020 deal) AND he doesn’t have to continue with that dumpster fire of an organization?

Sounds like a pretty good way to start the week.

5am? My Lord that’s early. I can just picture Snyder there in his office, across from a barely awake Gruden, stirring his coffee with a sleeve of gatorade cups.

Snyder had to get it done before the sun came up and he was back in his coffin. 

Call the cops on your Fox News-brainwashed relatives and try to get their guns taken away next time they start ranting about shooting immigrants on sight. 

Been saying this for a while. I really don’t see any scenario now where his administration ends without political violence.
Impeached and removed? Coup.
Loses the election? Fraud, basically a coup.
Refuses to leave office in 2024, has to be removed? Coup.
Big Mac and Diet Coke-induced heart attack? Man that healthy, dying…

As soon as the hot water and internet goes out everyone will immediately abandoned their desire for glorious violent upheaval.

We just need 30-50 good feral hogs.

It’s not like this is the first time American Assholes overplayed their hand...

I try to find the silver lining and imagine just how fucked the Evangelicals will be once he is gone.

The US crafts its parades by showing up at foreign ports and doing joint exercises all across the globe.