I am going with “ What is Because they know shit?”

I assumed the “safe” group would be given a swimsuit?

Ugh, too soon. Take your stupid star, and also this VHS copy of highlights from the 1992 Dallas Cowboys’ thrilling march to the Super Bowl.

Don’t be surprised if they ether him with a rag and jam a needle into his arm while he’s in his office putting a Week 14 gamplan together. And then leak to WaPo that he miiiiiiiiiight just be a junkie!

Dabo will demand the right to choose an exclusively evangelical staff and roster and change the team name to the DC Disciples.

I saw on one of those flight tracking sites that Dan’s private jet was making a trip to South Carolina!

Damn, I hadn’t heard that one. Dabo to DC makes a lot of sense if you really think about it. 

If this were a real legal issue, there’s no way it doesn’t get leaked. So I think it’s reasonable to assume personal means personal. I just hope the kid isn’t rushing back before he’s ready.

I hereby propose that we start an Internet Rumor that Dan Snyder is courting Dabo Swinney. There’s no downside. Either:

Jeff Fisher is just waiting by his phone, working on his pitch to Snyder. “You want 7-9, I can get you 7-9!”

This is actually pure genius. You have to admit, nobody is talking about the racist team name.

Jay Gruden Is Going To Get Fired, But He Has To Finish Eating This Giant Pile Of Shit First

What that vendor is shocking! You usually get 4 beers for that price.

What’s the deal with calling me out on a post I haven’t even commented on yet?

No wonder the Co-Creators in Court Getting Contracts Overturned  episode with them was so cold and aggressive.

I mean who are they limiting on these statues?

What’s the deal with statutes of limitation?

I hope the league doesn’t try to file down his eccentricities. You know, pound a square peg into a round hole, that type of thing.

I checked all the porn this weekend, did not see him.