I find myself to be a little more tolerant of people using “we” when they’re referring to a college team at a school they attended. “We” seems appropriate in that sense.

Don’t forget kids, the money is federally funded student loans. Jerry gets cash from uncle Sugar, the kids get no useful service and a ton of debt, and our tax dollars make the entire thing go around.

Youth minister for a midwestern evangelical church until you marry the 14 year old you “ministered” to, but only after she graduates high school, then go to work for her/your dad’s construction company and start having kids. Get divorced at 45, start selling real estate when you can’t get on roofs any more, go on…

My jaw dropped as I read this. I hope this girl’s parents is able to teach her that there’s nothing wrong with her body.

“That’s like re-segregating the country, why would we want that? Besides of course the reasons Tucker Carlson and I lay out every night.”

To be fair when they used to do that to Johnny Manziel he happily lapped it up.

I wish we could punish fans like these, but they are already Browns fans.

Broncos. Tonight. 10:20 PM EDT. Oakland. Be there, or don’t. At this point, what difference does it make?

The same place as anyone down on their luck with nothing left to lose, VEGAS BABY.

+1 ticket to Hell (for me laughing at this comment)

The switch that broke the camel’s bank account?

His son could tell you that unhealthy scratches are worse.

Derrius can handle those 12.

A man working alone with two women? He does not approve.

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

“That guy, the one who’s huge and totally ripped and considered a great athlete by NBA standards, that’s the dude I’m gonna pick a fight with!”

It’s surreal. The Raiders got literally nothing for 2 picks.

Derek Carr: "I would be more upset if I weren't so heavily sedated."

Fact: Stephanie Grisham has been arrested twice for DUIs and has been fired from two different jobs for plagiarism and falsified expense accounts.