On the bright side; thanks to the terrible state of American health care at least 8 million of those tens of millions are going to be dead within the decade

It’s a terrible name, but in Canada (and apparently other countries) they’ve got Champions League, Premier League, and NFL Game Pass. The U.S. rights market must be pretty awful for them to try scraping the bottom of this particular barrel.

What dipshit thought that DAZN is a good name for something NBDY is interested in? 

Funny, they told me the opposite if i stopped holding my Marvel Comics in public i might get a girlfriend.

I think rich people divorce as often as they do because:

Joel “Harder than the tree that hit Sonny Bono” Gertner. Hey, babe, I got you (slaps forehead).

bumping into his fellow ECW legend Joel Gertner

I did it for the gram too

I always think about the fact that the lowliest benchwarner on any given professional team was The Guy With The Ball at every other stage of their career. It’s so easy to forget.

Awwwwww the starters go to gentleman’s clubs. It’s nice to see they care about their image so much that they’ll go to a club where they can learn proper etiquette and manners and all the other requirements and responsibilities of being a true gentleman.

The theory is that Boris is doing this as a part of “disaster economics.” Meaning, you manufacture a recession and then claim that solution to that recession is to privatize, sell off assets, reduce funding, etc. 

Oh dear, we are in for a pretty bumpy ride here in the UK. I just hope those who voted to leave get hit the hardest. Maybe then they will come to their senses.

Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.

Of any administration to issue an official statement about a fast food sandwich, you don’t think THIS one would?

Do you WANT the White House to issue a statement? When in the last 2 years and 7 months has that helped anything?

The soccer comments are dickish because Billy has been told the same complaints about his writing over and over and over for years - enough with the ridiculous paragraph-long run-on sentences, the use of fourteen paragraphs to make an incredibly banal point that could have been made in two sentences, the constant…

When even Gronk is smart enough to retire, it’s hard to hold a grudge against Andrew Luck

Also, what has he done to his children that the only way to end a tantrum is by providing a beef product? 

Wait how much Jon Snow did you continue to eat before knowing you didn’t like the taste?

And that, children, was the only time a referee has ever made a bad call at the Bell Centre.