BuT i DoN’t PlAn On CrAsHiNg!!!!

I agree with the “just buy the van,” but I have a couple unsolicited points:

I had one of these for two years as my only form of transportation (until I got my Yamaha R6, then eventually sold the 914 for.... a Subaru Outback) and I really loved it.
They’re also appreciating in value, which is promising.

All that said, this thing is a mess. The amount you’d have to spend to get it to even be a…

You make some good points!

Beautiful condition? The driver’s seat and armrest would like a word.

Honestly those fixes really aren’t that bad or expensive if you’re good with DIY - but is that really all that’s wrong with it?

I can’t afford it and have no need for it.

It reminds me of a late 80's Ford Thunderbird or Lincoln Mark VII.

Maybe if she has good dividends, that’ll help!

Why not have both? 

I mean, this thing is cool. The price is low, and I’m sure that it has a lot of potential.

I’ve used these several times, with different types of motorcycles - you’re spot on. They are fantastic.
I’ve also used a small flat trailer that my grandfather built and that get’s the job done, but the cheap rental price for the U-Haul is totally worth it.

Man, that hatch version is genuinely ugly. Just when I thought the Civic couldn’t get any worse.

Ha, that’s not a bad point!

100% this!

This is the kind of car I would just donate to someone in need (and there are plenty of those people).
I can’t imagine actually paying for it. ND unless it’s free.

Wow, great job!

I waited to find out until birth the gender of my first kid, then found out early via ultrasound for the 2nd and 3rd.

There’s always the Nissan Murano Cabriolet!
I mean, I wouldn’t be caught dead in one, but they exist. 

I agree with you - I really do.