So I’m a teacher trying to get through this insane time, currently teaching online because my district isn’t in person yet. I’ve had 3 students in the past bring loaded guns to school (none of them ever tried to use them).

All that said, I really do think this is insane. At some point in the day, common sense needs to…

Honestly, all that makes the car worth even less to me. Not only do I find KISS unpleasant to listen to, but trying to preserve the signatures and whatnot would basically render the car useless.
Oh yeah, and it’s a Countryman. 

Only thing I can think of is a coal-rolling douche truck.

Upon close inspection, I don’t think that’s stitching. Still seems weird for a grill though, and I wouldn’t totally discount the idea that those could be vents, and the “Grand Wagoneer” lettering going across the dash on the passenger side. 

Yeah, I bet that weird image on the right is a rotary gear selector.

The TRX even starts out cheaper!

I’m gonna be that guy.

Wow yeah, I did not word that very well!

I can smell the interior of this thing!! And that brown!

I am shaking. I teach middle school (and occasionally 9th grade) and just thought of my students the whole time I read this.

Absolutely!
I’ve got my oldest mostly trained, but he still has a little ways to go on it. 

Are you referring to me?

Had a couple moments and decided to do some fact finding. A 2015 study found that whites use contain far more than any other race (by 7.2%).

I come from a mixed family, and several family members have been addicted to crack. All of them were white (though admittedly, that’s eastern Kentucky for you...). So yeah, as you seem to admit, drug paraphernalia is not racist.

Apparently it’s somehow offensive, so...

Are you aware that any race can be addicted to crack? 

I like this a lot more than I thought I would, but - seems like it needs lots of things that seem really little (such as the cracked headlight), but end up costing a lot, especially when you add them all up.

I hadn’t seen that!!! This is not helping my dangerous urge to spend all my money (and Visa’s money) on a car and parts. haha. 

A star for the 2GR swap! I’m hoping to do this someday as well. 

Stop trying to make fetch happen. It’s not going to happen!