It reminds me of a late 80's Ford Thunderbird or Lincoln Mark VII.

Maybe if she has good dividends, that’ll help!

Why not have both? 

I mean, this thing is cool. The price is low, and I’m sure that it has a lot of potential.

I’ve used these several times, with different types of motorcycles - you’re spot on. They are fantastic.
I’ve also used a small flat trailer that my grandfather built and that get’s the job done, but the cheap rental price for the U-Haul is totally worth it.

Man, that hatch version is genuinely ugly. Just when I thought the Civic couldn’t get any worse.

Ha, that’s not a bad point!

100% this!

This is the kind of car I would just donate to someone in need (and there are plenty of those people).
I can’t imagine actually paying for it. ND unless it’s free.

Wow, great job!

I waited to find out until birth the gender of my first kid, then found out early via ultrasound for the 2nd and 3rd.

There’s always the Nissan Murano Cabriolet!
I mean, I wouldn’t be caught dead in one, but they exist. 

I agree with you - I really do.

So I’m a teacher trying to get through this insane time, currently teaching online because my district isn’t in person yet. I’ve had 3 students in the past bring loaded guns to school (none of them ever tried to use them).

All that said, I really do think this is insane. At some point in the day, common sense needs to…

Honestly, all that makes the car worth even less to me. Not only do I find KISS unpleasant to listen to, but trying to preserve the signatures and whatnot would basically render the car useless.
Oh yeah, and it’s a Countryman. 

Only thing I can think of is a coal-rolling douche truck.

Upon close inspection, I don’t think that’s stitching. Still seems weird for a grill though, and I wouldn’t totally discount the idea that those could be vents, and the “Grand Wagoneer” lettering going across the dash on the passenger side. 

Yeah, I bet that weird image on the right is a rotary gear selector.

The TRX even starts out cheaper!

I’m gonna be that guy.