Somehow, and this may not make any sense, but I feel like Porsche is exempt from any normal car buying “rules.”

I love this car, but can’t imagine spending 20k on a 9 year old car with almost 100k miles.

“It was some of the best driving I had ever seen. Three people spun out, one, then another, then another guy dived past, only to spin out, too. How nobody crashed I do not know.”

I swore off Subaru after my 2005 Outback lemon... but that was before I had kids.

For real.

What part of America is this guy from?! Surely not the U.S.? Lots of places in the American continent(s)...

What kind of guys do you hang out with?

How does that make it any better?

Also as a father of two and a husband, I truly hope there’s a special place in Hell for this guy. 

Same! I’ve been through some pretty insane BS over the past 3 years that have left me physically and emotionally drained to a point that I didn’t know I could be - but never came close to forgetting my children were in the car.

This could not be more true.
I just bought a bike myself - the only vehicle I’ve ever bought off a showroom floor. I didn’t even consider a Harley because of the above. Honestly, your rant really is spot on.

CP for sure. I’ve had two Subaru Outbacks: a 1998 (which was freakin’ awesome in every way), and a 2005, both with manual transmissions. The 1998 was bulletproof, fun, and could go anywhere I wanted it to.

The 2005 was the single worst car I’ve ever owned, and that includes a 2002 Olds Alero and a 1992 Plymouth Voyager…

♪♪ can’t keep my car to myself ♪♪

Yeah, how dare he not click the link where you said it “was” for sale to make sure you weren’t lying. *eyeroll*

1974 AMC AMX Javelin (manual transmission).

That’s really not bad.

That’s really not bad.

Favorite Google Translate quote from the page: “It is a four-wheel-drive off-road swimming pool.”

I’m impressed you could tell the race of all those people with only a grainy video.

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May we burn her?