i never studied law

If Clinton loses on Tuesday I am going to personally blame the media, who has spent this entire fucking election telling the voting public that Hillary’s emails are 1. important, 2. criminal, and 3. something that we should care about. This whole thing has been the definition of a non-story, and the only thing we have…

Because it it starting to sound like the GOP is leveraging them as a political tool (super illegal btw) in steering elections. When you have Rudy giddy and saying “We got some great surprises coming” right before the letter dropped. Then you have Trump’s campaign manager responding to concerns that the emails were…

This is only reason to have either of these things

This is the only reason to have both of these things.

Overrated: my ass.

Once again, I’m seconds too late...

you missed this:

But as long as it’s dilapidated it’ll still be today’s “house of tomorrow”

Would love to see it, but not sure that I can afford the 10 cent admission fee.

To be fair, there are huge swaths of government that’d be fine, simply because they’re underfunded and rely on pre-2000's technology.

Day 1: Bob punches you in the face.

Like my Grandmother always used to say why buy the cow when you can get the sex for free.

‘Nuff said.

So N. Korea is where it starts

(jk!)

I’m skipping this version and waiting for the automated version that will just scuttle around the office on its own, avoiding furniture and running away from loud noises.

Those damn Germans...

I’m just brainstorming here.