"Actually it's really easy being president! You don't have to keep any of your campaign promises."

"No!!! I'm not interested in your advances. I've already got Nancy's foot on my crotch!"

Hey dogie!!! You look kinda cute!! Do you like cigars??

"you dick!!! You forgot the nuts?"

"What do you mean we're out of macadamia nuts?"

"see that idiot down there? I could have him killed just by pressing this button."

"I swear it was this big!!!! I had issues with shrirnkage"

"Get off my white house lawn!!!!!"

"Sir??? I don't know how to tell you this but your fly is open."

"You are all assholes but will finance my campaign, so I'm just gonna smile. Oh shit did I say that out loud?"

"and then........where was I?"

"Hey!!! could w make a quick stop at McDonald's?"

"Yeah!!! It's this thick.

"I wonder if I could pick my nose without him noticing...."

Note to self...."these guys are idiots. Never invite them for a ride again".

Hey ladies.....interested in going in the back???

If i have car with that hp and the track won't let me run wheelie bars then I'd go elsewhere.

what he needed were some wheelie bars.

two words.... wheelie bar!

I'm curious what your baseline is. What did you drive before? A ladder truck? My experience has been: of center sluggish steering, unstable braking, and squishy braking. And in snow and ice it tends to yaw easily because of it's short wheelbase. Can't accelerate out of trouble. Not to mention build quality issue…