“[W]aking up vagrants for laughs and putting the videos on the internet” is an incredibly succinct and apt description of Phil Jackson’s approach to the 2016-2017 Knicks’ season.

Is there a master list of orange colored Trump descriptions that you pull from, or do you come up with them fresh for each article?

As a former left fielder (you know, in high school far too many years ago), balls hit into the corner are nightmarish — they bounce around in ways baseballs ought not bounce. That Coastal Carolina left fielder played the last hit masterfully and quite possibly saved the entire game for his team. That was one hell of…

Something to note: Weber’s deal was front-loaded and his paid salary drops off a cliff after next season, so the Habs are saving a lot of real money, even if they have to pay that cap hit for a longer time. All things considered, I think Nashville looks like they may have gotten the better deal. Subban is three years…

Inspired by the prank, A-Rod hit a home run that day. It was a Solo shot.

We so need this for sportswriters.

Give Girardi a break; Vince Vaughn has been doing it for more than a decade.

Did they shut the entire country down so everyone could go to these games? There’s, like, a fifth of the country in the stands.

They do it every ten minutes or so during the game, too. It’s terrifying, and absolutely fantastic.

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The Great Donald was right yet again. Just turn on the water, idiots.

Friend who doesn’t watch soccer: “What’s the deal with this Higuain guy? I need context.”

So... he’s the Pierre McGuire of international soccer?

Give the kid a break, he learned how to play defense from James Harden.

Glad to see Dellavedova playing some pickup games to stay in shape this offseason.

LADY MORMONT FOR PREZ 2016

Easy - not drafting “Huge Specimen” aka Hugh Jessiman for literay ANYBODY after him. Seriously, the best draft of the last quarter century and the Ranger chose a d-bagger....

nah, with voter turn out being so low 1/2 the country can be a 3/4 majority in the election easily

Hopefully half the country plus at least one more person.

fielders shifted to left field when he batted