“You’re making the biggest mistake of my career.”- Pat Riley

x=4

BEST.

Adam LaRoche would like to have a word with you.

Shit. We know what happened the last time Mohammed was fed up with the jets.

Haters gonna say it’s fake.

So Ben Roethlisberger didn’t explicitly say no, and Donald Trump took that as a yes? Interesting…

I think that Chump has it in his head that a celebrity has endorsed him if they haven’t specifically wished him dead.

“The Washington Redskins are on indefinite hiatus until they change the name of the team.”

The Yard Goats played home games at Dodd Stadium in Norwich

Not as convincing as when he deked Mets fans into thinking he was going to catch that ground ball in Game 4.

Which is a more terrifying sign of our coming dystopian future: President Trump? Or Phil Kessel Stanley Cup Champion?

Nice to see Kessel taking a break from ruining the Maple Leafs.

The only reason he joined Twitter is because someone told him he could block people.

Thanks Obama!

If you had told me in 2006 that, in 10 years, I would hate Schilling way more than Clemens, I would have called you a goddamn liar. We live in a odd world.

Schilling prefers to stop at 3 Ks.

A kid with abusive parents is brought before the Cook County judge to be placed in foster care. The judge asks if he’d like to live with his grandparents. Kid says “they beat me.” Same deal with his other set of grandparents, his aunts and uncles, his older siblings, his neighbors. The judge, exasperated, asks the kid…

[takes a shot]

In the annals of old-timey media scandals, where would 'Johnny Carson Shoots and Kills Frank Gifford For Having an Affair With His Wife' have ranked? Biggest of its era? Biggest of all time?