It's unnatural, because if Phantom Menace had been a standalone film, no one would have demanded a sequel.

It's unnatural, because if Phantom Menace had come out as a standalone film, there would have been no demand for a sequel.

I think of Raiders as more of a retcon of The Book of Mormon

Francis Ford Coppola's "Jack … and Jill Meet the Fockers"

Francis Ford Coppola's "Jack … and Jill Meet the Fockers"

Except it's annoying knowing that those movies would be 2:45 if you just sped up all the slow motion scenes to regular time.

Except it's annoying knowing that those movies would be 2:45 if you just sped up all the slow motion scenes to regular time.

Well, if they can get Justine Bateman to play the mom, I'm in for a few episodes.

Well, if they can get Justine Bateman to play the mom, I'm in for a few episodes.

Or like Luke Wilson in the Royal Tenenbaums?

Or like Luke Wilson in the Royal Tenenbaums?

It would be pretty rad if this mini-series finally acknowledged the contributions of Sub Mariner and the Human Torch toward the war effort.

It would be pretty rad if this mini-series finally acknowledged the contributions of Sub Mariner and the Human Torch toward the war effort.

Also, part of the genius in the prior business model is that they didn't have to advertise the programming — have you heard of DVDs? Netflix has all of them.

Dazzler had the sense to let her hair go all wild, while our sorority girl contestant combined a plunging neckline, maximum forehead, thick headband, and high hair to give her the proportions of a BRATZ doll with its head in a vice.

Novackaine also cites Novackaine as Novackaine's primary influence.

So the Golden Globes 2: Same Smirks, Different Statues.

The nose is all wrong.

Without the musical numbers from the Best Song category, it's basically the sober Golden Globes, with auditorium seating.

It is dire. He has a face tattoo and no regard for Errol Flynn