Basically the plot to the Expendables, except none of the actors in this film wear bifocals.

My nomination for worst vignette of the day.

If I get any larger than a tall miglia, I'm all hand tremors.

I liked the Crank movies. This film sucked.

It really was horrible. I thought the effects were fine, though it was difficult to visually track some of the battle elements. But it really failed in every element of the screenplay — no character development, muddled plot, muddled conflicts, awful dialog. The worst movie I've seen in the theater in years.

How do you KNOW that?

The texting punchline was reminiscent of last year's so-flat-it's painful "there's an ap for that" line forced on Justin Timberlake. They could do worse than to send Bruce Vilanche on a permanent retreat to the TV Land network

Unless the new one includes a cancerAIDS weapon, enjoy your overt stab in the neck for that awful firstie.

The key is to take a word related to shoes and sneaker into your comment.

That made my afternoon. TY

Everyone gets an A for AV Club reading comprehension this week.

Had to look that one up. "Oscar" has got to be on a shortlist of history's most squandered film casts.

Each sequel gets us closer to Rocky XXXVIII, as foretold in Airplane II

Well then, how about "Armchair King masturbates to the sounds of self-satisfaction, Depeche Mode"? 

Would you have simply accepted "These covers suck"?

Instead of getting their contemporaries (some of which are themselves 20 years past their prime) to do the covers, a more interesting album might have been put together by bands who were influenced by Achtung Baby (assuming that list is longer than just Coldplay). Stereogum put together a terrific tribute to REM's…

I doth think Noel Murray protests too much of Folds' protesting. Whatever and Ever, Amen and the Unauthorized Biography of Reihnold Messner were perfect anthems as I tried to navigate my jock college and dumb as fuck dorm mates.

I thought he was good in 3:10 to Yuma.

I feel like I've been bludgeoned by them.

Can we get him to wear that suit in the vicinity of that zoo in Ohio? The one where all the animals got out so the local police went all Big Buck Hunter?