Not no more he ain't.

Ladies and Gentlemen, your Tea Party Martyr

Because what America wants immediately after 10 beer-soaked hours of football is a vocal competition. They should just raffle off the job of NBC programming director …

I approve any fashion choices that distract from the hairline and plastic surgery.

I won't miss the show but I will miss these recaps. As for Cibrian, I think this should lead to a longer piece about what a shitty job NBC does casting its dramas. This show, as well as recent turds The Event, and Trauma were rife with head-scratching casting decisions. NBC isn't alone in this, but they seem to fail…

Do you think he knows the delight of chasing a sandwich with a good tossed salad?

I know, right? They should leave it to the guy who can't differentiate between Obama and Hitler.

It would be pretty phenomenal to have them go out and open with "Dollars and Sense" followed by 10 minutes of weird Radiohead looping machine noise, after which they say "thank you" and exit the stage.

The Superbowl is in Indianapolis this year. It should be John Mellancamp's to turn down.

Bo Derek's tits!

I like the Wizard of Oz.

Bitch.

Jonah,

Can Myspace afford the cost of reminding millions of users what their passwords are?

Craig Robinson as the Junkyard Dog. JYD!