Fuck these people.

I wonder where Sarah Huckabee Sanders finds those heinous ruffled dresses she keeps wearing.

Epic.

Reince should txt him to say, “Congratulations, I’ll pray for your child.”

I was just thinking this sounds like the backstory of a Maury Povich paternity episode. I’m now imagining The Mooch (and his new girlfriend, played by Donald Trump in a (different) wig), screaming She’s just a slut, Maury, she was sleeping with everybody! and That aint my baby!. Possibly throw in my personal…

I refuse to believe Priebus even has genitals, let alone a mistress. If the RNC didn’t neuter that guy then Trump chopped his balls off. Then fired him for not fighting back.

If you can’t be bothered to pop by the NICU when your premature baby arrives maybe don’t be at a rally with thousands of other little boys? I’d move on and tell MY son his dad was a sperm donor.

I can’t take it as a significant insult, if only because I’m sure he had no clue about the significance of the date, the definition of the word “desegregate”, or who tf Truman was.

I’ve cut out every member of my family who supported Trump, even my daughter’s grandparents. They haven’t seen her since before Christmas and are starting to get desperate. Too bad, motherfuckers. Elections have consequences.

The Girl Scouts would not have taken this shit. He’d have been dragged off stage and Juliette Gordon Low would have risen from the grave to put a scouting boot right in Trump’s ass.

2017 National Jamboree Commemorative patch.

My greatest hope, other than everyone of them waking up some day destitute without a penny to their name or a pot to piss in, is that they wake up every single morning knowing that their names will be in the history books alongside a man who will be seen in the future as a monster. That history will only remember them…

Good.

Kasowitz said he sent the emails “at the end of a very long day.”

I hate to say this but I agree with El Cheeto. Most people WOULD have taken that meeting.....while wearing a wire, with the FBI and whoever else in the next room listening and probably IN the room. “Oh, let me introduce you to my assistant, Steve. So what do you have for us?”

“Politics is not the nicest business in the world...but it’s very standard in politics,” Trump said.

I am a native Floridian. I’ve also lived in Los Angeles and Philadelphia.

When I read things like this, it makes me feel guilty for bringing a child into the world. My daughter is the greatest joy of my life. But sometimes I think it was selfish to choose to have a child given how dire some of these predictions are — to bring her into a world that might very well become a nightmare within…