You know what’s not a Nothing Burger? The sheer number of times Trump family members, campaign aides, advisors and staff members met or had contact with a large variety of Russians, including outright Russian spies.

The only thing we can know about this meeting for sure:

Oh my gosh I have three people in my life with babies younger than mine and they all like to tell me about the long stretches of sleep they get. Why? Why? That’s so mean. My dude had some weight gaining issues at the beginning too so maybe his stomach is just growing slowly. Ah well, I will get my revenge when he is a…

I am a new Mom and today I feel super overwhelmed. My baby is the best baby ever he just sucks so bad at sleeping. His naps are very short. He’s super fidgety at night and he’s still up to eat 2-3 times a night to eat and he’s five months old. Please tell me stories about your babies or your friends babies. Preferably…

I think every article that is about Ivanka should use that picture.

Buh? Can’t you just return it if you’re done with it?

That ... ... whatever she’s wearing... toroughly not OSHA-compliant for a construction site.

She’s like a female Jared Kushner in that way, yeah.

From your lips to...The Hague!

If they’re trying to convince me that he doesn’t have Alzheimer’s and the only person who can manage him is his daughter, they’re failing. Miserably.

Oh hell yeah, they do. Some guy tried it on my once back in my waitressing days, stacking the money on the edge of the table and telling me, in front of his date, that if I played my cards right, it was mine, but he would be deducting for poor service. I slid it back to him and told him he should just keep it and what…

Ugh. Had a first date try to do this once. I saw the pile of ones come out and asked if it was for that purpose. He said yes let them earn it (it wasn’t a very big pile...). I tipped the waitress and bartender for my drink generously and walked out. No fucking way am I going to be a part of that and it’s a giant…

“I try my best to avoid getting wet.”

You’ve never heard of Schrodinger’s entrepreneur? She’s responsible for all her company’s success, and also has nothing to do with her company. She really can do it all! Amazing.

Wow, I find it super fascinating that two virtually identical shoes can look so different. And by that, I mean that somehow the original shoe looks elegant, and the ripoff looks super gaudy and trashy. The floof across the top of the foot is much neater on the original (the ripoff looks like a catnip-infused feather…

I stopped watching them after 1. I saw chip wearing a Blue Lives Matter bracelet in the show, and 2. I found out they go to a church that is specifically anti LGBT.

Gosh, a medium-talent hack whose main defining characteristic was she was less-sexist & racist than her Fox News colleagues has a hard time finding an audience outside of her bubble?

Color me not fucking surprised.

I am not sure fear of his associates being indicted (pretty sure he would sell out his children for a nickel on Sunday) for collusion is enough to explain one thing: He absolutly will not say anything negative about Russia and is actively working to help them with so many things.

Oh, I listened to the David Gray cover of Say Hello, Wave Goodbye for MONTHS when it was first released. It’s... better... than the original.

You’d have to put a gun to my head to eat that much celery. And even then, I’d probably still weigh the pros and cons...