I know I'm going to be all alone here, but the show, the sex scenes, the risque photo shoots, still don't make me take him seriously. It actually reeks of the same kind of miley cyrus try hardness of LOOK AT ME I AM GROWN UP. And I think its lame that he feels he has to do all this when really he should probably keep…

Every time my wife brings home a Bath & Body Works receipt, I want to point out that it says "BBW" on it and be like, "What the fuck kind of stores are you shopping at?"

I also have physical attributes that some men fetishize, and it's incredibly depressing that they don't realize how dehumanizing it is to be described in those terms. Actually, in general, a dude just lying there describing you fucking sucks. Stop doing that, weirdos. We don't actually like feeling like we live in a…

Right? I'm so sick of dudes who think that telling us we're fuckable is the highest form of flattery. For some women it is, and that's sad, but for many of us it's not.

As a fat woman, I cannot get behind this term, because it always seems so porn specific. Any man who calls me a BBW makes me feel immediately fetishized, and it's not good, even if it does mean that they totes want to bone me...because I just feel like a mere body there to fulfill the things they've fantasized about.

So ready for dudes to realize that "Hey ladies, I'd fuck you!" is not actually the panacea they think it is.

I bet that neighbor woke up the next day, saw that towel, and thought WHAT IN THE FUCK??????!!!! OR his dog brought it inside and got your liquids all over the place. One time, my friend got super drunk, puked all over the bathroom and passed out. Later, he woke up on the bathroom floor where he'd been all night, only…

You madam, are a saint.

I got food poisoning after a month or two of dating a boyfriend. We sort of rushed into the pseudo shaking up phase since he didn't have any roommates and I did. He had a studio apartment and the bathroom was about three feet from the bed. At one point I threw up in the sink while I was shitting on the toilet. There…

At that point, just kill him. Honestly, cleaning up a violent murder would be less stressful than having a guy shit all over your apartment. I'm pretty sure they couldn't even call it a crime. That's a public service right there.

I'd rather be a sneak-pooper than a poop-sneaker.

Who are these guys with two bathrooms and where can I meet them?

I fucking should've, since removing the shit stain from the carpet cost a pretty penny.

Breaking up can't even be enough in a situation like this. Did you sue for emotional damages??

I'm not afraid of pooping at someone's house, I'm afraid for them. Let's just say I'm not a regular pooper(never have been). So when it's time for me to make some magic, it's a gamble I don't want to take with another person's life.

I do revel in having two bathrooms. Sure they're back to back, with thin doors....but it's enough.

I went over to a guy's apartment and my tummy started acting up. I needed to poop really bad and I could tell it was going to be a really smelly nasty one. So instead of stinking up his bathroom and grossing out his roommates, I told him I was sick and drove the 40 minutes home in extreme discomfort trying to hold it…

Oh, thank God. From the headline, I thought she'd shit herself during the act of coitus.

I have to admit sometimes I just come to Jezebel to read hot erotica and get totally turned on. Add this one to the ole' reading list? OH HELL YEAH!

Wow. And I thought getting food poisoning and barfing on a first (and last) date* was the worst thing.