for the knowledge of anyone who is coming down here as a lilly fan to be upset, let me say, this is a post about the brand’s very deliberately calibrated identity, not about any woman in particular who wears it. i’m from the country club south and know there are plenty of ladies out there who (1) do not fear…

To be fair- he could STILL be a gold digger who tricked her into having a baby. Team no one.

I was wondering why they didn’t just do that the first time I read this - give the baby for someone for adoption since as you say they would have no trouble placing a healthy newborn. But on second read I suppose it sounds like Lamar Sally intends to raise the baby and just wants the child support from Sherri?

Wow. What does it say that I’m honestly not even surprised by this? When I first heard of this story, I actually imagined the minutes after the shooting consisting of officers smiling and yucking it up with one another, with a sprinkling of attaboys and back pats thrown in for seasoning. I know that there are people…

Oh, it grows back (on your chin and upper lip).

She's figured us out. Most adults know s**t and we are all faking it. It's better to accept that fact when you're young.

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE ALL THE STARS?

She’s right, though. I sprung fully-grown from my father’s forehead at about age 25. #Athena

She’s right about this- most of us have forgotten what it’s like to be that age, and we don’t have a lot of patience for all the emotions that young people are going through.

It's a lot of mess TBH. Especially if you can put more candy in.

I am a registered dietitian who generally advocates paleo-ish eating (except for my job in long-term care where I make sure my residents have all the ice cream they want)...and this baby formula terrifies me. No person who understands basic infant nutrition would devise a formula like this. Even the most hardcore…

I raised my kids on Bulletproof Coffee, it's all a baby really needs

There are lots of [what I would consider] valid reasons to be into older men. "They have nicer shit" is not one of those reasons. Gross. Grossssssss.

I turned down an offer for a Starbucks run at 10:50 BECAUSE IT'S ALMOST KITCHENETTE TIME YOU IDIOT

My anti-choice mother, when I told her I would be getting a Mirena IUD: "It doesn't stop eggs from being fertilized; it just stops them from implanting!" *wrings hands* Me: "I sure as hell hope so!" I don't owe anything to any goddamn egg.

Here's the proud papa

Geez. You know, I really feel bad for Pamela Anderson. I feel like she's had a really tough life filled with a lot of abuse. I hope this is the start to a new, better chapter for her.

The students at Berkley handled this way better than I would've wanted to. After raising his hands to my face I'd be all:

Dear Certain White People (you know who you are),