NEWSFLASH: some kids grow up practically raising themselves. It's the reality of the world. And even then, grown men should not be inviting them to fuck when they're older.

Here’s 3 in one!

Eh. I’m betting there’s a mental illness here and she was never pregnant, and took off before the “scheduled” c-section. So strange that her adult daughter would have been snowed by it, though.

Because it’s easy to discern/imagine his intent when he does it. He’s funny, sweet Chris Pratt. No one feels threatened by him.

Doesn’t it look weird in every picture these days?

Thanks. Now I have a mad lady-crush on Jena Friedman. BRB- stalking her on Twitter. Forever.

It looks like North West is wearing makeup. At first I thought, no, I must be seeing things. Then I remembered who her parents are, and I can totally see Kim being like, "just a little face contouring and lipstain..."

Six Degrees Of Separation (an old, old Will Smith movie) featured him as an impostor. Very sad and unsettling.

Looks like it's pretty relevant to a lot of commenters here who are sharing their stories and coping mechanisms with other abuse survivors. That cool with you?

That is just so fucking sad. Thank you for being her friend, and even post-mortem, bearing witness to her truth. The fact that they didn't suck you into their narrative shows what a good friend you are. It matters so much to those of us who struggle with such things. And I'm sorry you lost your friend.

Bless you, Tracy Moore.

This article is the explanation as to why I'm a straight, conventionally attractive female feminist who opts to be single. I've dated most of these types (yes, even the elusive Actual Feminist). I actually do need the person I'm dating to actively be trying to smash the patriarchy. Alas, the one Actual Feminist I…

You specifically promised a fall down a flight of stairs. The word fall was gray area; the term "flight of stairs" is what puts this HL firmly into the misleading category. One or two steps does not a flight of stairs make.

When I finally left a years long abusive relationship, I desperately wanted to avoid anyone knowing the turmoil I'd been through and was recovering from. There is a very real stigma about being labeled a victim, and if I were thrust in the spotlight and called a victim, I'm fairly certain I'd beg everyone to not see…

To the contrary, it's very important to send an early and consistent message that your kid is the boss of their body and bodily interactions, and if they don't feel like hugging or kissing today (even if they did yesterday) then that's the end of it and no one is going to make them feel weird about it.

Listen. It's been six months since I clammed up (pun intended) and stopped seeing the guy who took period love too far and I haven't had sex since (I needed a good, cleansing break). I just started to think yesterday, maybe I should start dating again or find someone to hook up with. Then I read this, the memories…

BINGO. I had the sex I had because I wanted to plumb the depths of my own experiences as a human, to test my boundaries and find out where they were. To expect any less of my daughter or son is hypocrisy. They get to become complete humans in their own right. They get to be fully armed by me with the critical thinking…

If you think about the ranch thing, it's kind of sweet in its own disgusting way. Two people with an intense affinity for ranch found each other in this big, wide world and made little ranch-crazy babies together.

Yeah, because misogynist, inequitable standards are usually just a la carte and not a package deal. I bet it's sunshine and roses for gender equality once they get through this "are-you-of-childbearing-years?" hazing.

Despite my extreme sarcasm, I do love your handle.

Trollboy trolls perfectly. "How can I piss off everyone who reads Jezebel? By golly, I've got it! Suggest in a paternal tone that I give a shit about sexual assault, and then tell women they're sending a mixed message to men when they have the audacity to discuss female anatomy out in the open?"