Every time there's a natural disaster or upheaval and chaos will ensue (for whatever period of time) with tons of vulnerable children who are going to be hard to account for, I cringe and consider saying a prayer for those poor souls even though I don't believe in God. Because there are predators of all kinds out…

What was really cute to me was that it didn't seem to me like she was hiding the donut because she thought it would make her mom forget about it. It was because (in my view) she thought the thing that was making her mom mad was being able to SEE the donut, and she was trying to make that better. It was only when the…

I, too, think the five-thirty-eight numbers are likely accurate for the sample they were pulling from. Whatever Jezebel collects here is going to skew toward Jezebel's demographic, which is likely comprised of a higher % of women who a) masturbate more frequently; b) are more likely to be honest about their answers;…

I live in the city this happened in, and my kids go to schools in this district. It was bound to come to this sooner or later.

This dress exists because of body dysmorphic disorders and the media that spurs them. I've seen color-blocking dresses that are subtle and clever optical illusions, but this one imitates the ridiculous proportions that Barbie, Jessica Rabbit, and every Photoshopped microaggression against women would induce an…

As a survivor of domestic violence, I am going to voice what may seem really weird to you. I'm glad he kept snapping the pictures.

My daughter's middle name is Faith because of my Buffy love. I may now have to change it.

Nope. Just Buffy. It's on her tombstone when she dies (the second time). Buffy Anne Summers.

Flight of the Conchords should make a follow-up to "Hurt Feelings" to include White's real-life example.