At least you don't need much shampoo.

Have you ordered German Nivea yet? It's formulated totally differently than US Nivea and holy shit, it's amazing. Some say it's a dupe for La Mer, which is BS, but shit, it's still great.

100%. I already spend a disproportionate amount of my income because makeup and potions are (gasp!) fun to me to try out and use. If I could afford La Mer and all that shit I'd 100% be washing my dishes with it.

I always appreciate anyone who's super open about who they really are. Kind of like rockstars. "Yeah, I sleep with tons of women, I cheat, I do drugs. So?" They're telling you who they are, upfront and they never really judge anyone. People who are way too self-righteous, too judgemental and so called "clean", are…

I'm a little older, but this is how I still see Kristina and I'm so incredibly heartbroken for her right now.

Good for her. I don't share most of her criteria for a mate (actually, I think our only overlapping ones are "brilliant" and "makes me laugh"), but she probably doesn't care about some things that I think are crucial.

"I know for a fact that the defendant have a good heart and that she will come back to her senses and not forget her promise that she made to me," Hilario writes in his lawsuit, also requesting that Swift help him meet Miley Cyrus.

Suddenly the mysterious nature of the female orgasm makes sense. There I was trying to make something happen, and my clit was probably just off drinking dollar beers and cheating at pool.

Flushing tampons down the toilet is the real horror here. NOT SO SEXY WHEN YOU HAVE POOP WATER ALL OVER THE FLOOR AND YOU'RE TRYING TO GET A PLUMBER ON THE PHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING, CHRISTIAN, EH?

There are so many reasons to completely despise her ass and I can get behind all of them. Fuck Dunham, forever and ever. Amen.

I tried SO hard to give her the benefit of the doubt, because Girls started off strong and I appreciated that, apart from Allison Williams, none of the main characters (male or female) looked like supermodels. But she is indefensible and annoying as fuck and I swear to God, if her backlash wasn't so strong, I would…

Ugh, more importantly, giving an accused rapist the presumption of innocence means assuming that the accusers are guilty of filing false reports, slander, and perjury. There is no such thing as "innocent until proven guilty" in cases such as this; you have to assume that one side is guilty, and for some reason, people…

Also,

Lena Dunham for comparing everyone's "obsession" with the Cosby allegations to being obsessed with the Holocaust

This is the best comment that's ever happened to me. Thank you.

Thank you. I must admit it hit our little group really hard, because she was hiding it so well we didn't see it was that bad until it was too late (well, she had plenty of practice at hiding what she really felt with that shitty childhood). I've known her for 10 years, and she was such a proud person, sometimes too…

I misread things sometimes too. It happens.

Assholes all love demanding concrete examples of how they're assholes.

It wasn't because she wouldn't let her sons read a personal email. It's because they did read an email. Of course reading someone's personal correspondence is an invasion of privacy, but it sounds like something is seriously not right here, and that there must have been something seriously damning in its contents.

Stuff like this disturbs me. This woman's defense about it being "cultural" sounds exactly like my parents. The only reason why I talk to my parents as if nothing amiss ever happened is because that is the Universe they live in. If I want to talk to them, I go to that mental universe. It hurts, even as a middle aged…