Wow. No. That’s not correct. No kid is weird for that. Kids do stuff like this all the time at varied ages. So, no kids of your own, but I see you fancy yourself an expert. Yeah. Each kid is different. You don’t have to be a parent to understand that, of course. You’d think a grown adult would know anyway, but ... I…

He’s 5 and worried about dirt? That is stranger than an 8 year old blowing up a balloon they find on the playground.

Its only funny if it makes sense, “Oh dad just wanted better tickets”. If there was a possibility of better tickets but you knew that to not be the primary factor. Student tickets are not what anyone is after, so there is no joke only you not understanding football tickets.

You get better football tickets for donating than for being a student, so no.

You are no queen of mine.

How about I said what I said for a reason.

More of a cruella girl myself!

I always had allergies and a stuffy nose. I made a giant booger collection on the wall down behind my bed. It's like I thought if you couldn't see them, they magically went away. I have never seen my mom so angry.

OMG THAT'S FLULA! He's god damn hilarious! You gotta see his video on the phrase "party pooper"... I die laughing every time.

Ironic to read this the day after my first order of Wen arrived. Fortunately I was more interested in what it might do for my hair than any green aspect of the lack of sulfates. I'm terribly dismayed to find out it might exacerbate my soap scum issue tho. I clean my tub the way I clean my feet, i.e. by pretending the…

I love this feature! I suggest a "What's up with" feature on plastic microbeads! I want to know if it's just hype that they're bad for the environment or if they're actually bad?!

You're right; it IS a very different kind of style blog. It's the kind of place where someone might suggest what to wear to Home Depot and offer the caveat that you have to scroll through lots of items to find the good stuff on QVC. It's also the kind of place where we try to be kind our guests. Thank you for noticing…

Right? I must have some crazy hormones coming in because I'm weepy like a little bitchbaby.

Aww, he's so happy at the end. I'm tearing up. :')

Look at their free loading faces!!

It's kind of RIGHT THERE IN THE TITLE.

I am usually on board with TW requests, but the title kind of gives you a major idea of where this was going.

Blow job week?

Counterpoint: Milk is delicious.

Um, I use a sewing needle that I dig out of my dresser drawer and I'm still alive. So yeah, you should be okay.