I can tell you're a white guy from this comment, bruh.

It is really depressing to want trick or treaters and not get them. Last year we had a party at our house, all our friends were there. I still moped around because only one kid came by. All the booze and friends in the world couldn't heal my trick or treating pain.

Do you normally enjoy ruining jokes with information everyone knows?

Person A: "Knock knock"
Person B: "Who's there?"
Person A: "Banana."
Person B: "Banana wh-"
Ovdanyakad: "Bananas don't knock on doors."

So you're truly sticking to your story that she chose to put people at risk of Ebola because she's so crazy about weddings (women, amirite?). Like she actively was like WHO DA FUQ CARES ABOUT EBOLA?! I need to get this wedding planned! Because that's how everything you've written on this sounds. It's fucking absurd.

Look, I get your complete disdain for the wedding industrial complex. I also think it makes people very stupid. However, your scapegoating of an individual like she's some sort of Typhoid Mary is really getting disturbing. If she had flown to Ohio for, let's say, a funeral of her beloved father, would you be as…

Surely there's enough craziness surrounding weddings and wedding planning that you don't need to try to force the ebola angle in order to encourage/capitalize on ebola hysteria.

I agree it's such a weird thing for commenters to get in a huff about.

Well, I mean, think of the lack of bagel inventory.

But...there are people who hate Panera?

Holy shit, she's 33 years old?! Wow. She doesn't look a day over 2. Good for her.

Probably fresh Halibut or Alaskan King Crab.

It is NOT a joke. Hard G-if is patently wrong and also sounds stupid. I have the guy who invented them and the guy who invented their primary home (tumblr) on my side. Who the hell do you have on yours? No one important that's who.

At this point I am just hoping that each and every one of these trash monsters dies in a freak jerkoff accident. #BanMen

OH my god. Really? Are we STILL trying to make this argument? Sit down.

WHAT ABOUT THE MENZ

Why don't women just create time machines to go back* in time to when the internet didn't exist?

Not to mention how domestic violence is largely ignored by local officials, allowing abusers to stay out of jail (or be released quickly) so they can do more damage to their victims. I'm not sure if this guy had a history of arrests related to violence (domestic or not), but there are so many cases of murdered women…

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Flyswatter.