Next up, the CATO Institue will publish a thinkpiece titled “Is Wario a Libertarian?”

ghosts

That’s a picture of the Patriots Place theater in Foxborough MA.

Oh wild. Atlanta is having problems with time management. You don’t say?

This is far more complicated than you know. Kermit was both Muppet Show and Sesame Street. Big Bird was in the Muppet Movie.

To be fair, this guy clearly cares a LOT about family.

He’s an old-school, 3-ring binder type.

Disappointed and also surprised when he discovered that plants were a) alive and b) part of the course.

its alternative bullshit though - bisonshit.

Do you know why I remain a Patriots fan Drew? Because of my father. I lived in Maine my entire childhood and teenage years. I remember the shit years, the years where Velcro on the gloves wouldn’t have helped the receivers make catches. For years we were the butts of the NFL. Then suddenly Mo Lewis knocks out Bledsoe…

The article felt kind of Shakespearean- dude wants nothing more than love and respect, so much so he runs for President thinking that it’ll be the sure-fire way he’ll get love and respect. But upon becoming President, he finds himself neither loved or respected and is instead mainly alone, by himself, watching Cable…

Not always...

I referred to a couple guys as “hipsters” the other day and boy did they get upset. Apparently the politically correct term is “conjoined twins”.

What this blog does not take into account is the possibility that the real Sidney Ponson, completely unprompted, decided to DM Tom “Hillary did benghazi.”

My favorite tweet from this whole thing was Curt’s tweet implying that part of why he knows it is really Sidney is basically, “why would anyone create a fake Sidney account?”

Our worst fears are now realized. All Trump’s supporters have become so white they are now transparent. There are millions of them in attendance today, you just can’t see them.

..much less nine / eleven.

Best “bad” smell that is actually good is definitely skunk.

“How do you know that I’m not reading black poetry?” <——(Real quote!)