I’m not sure how desperate I’d have to be to talk to a woman about the Browns.

It’s also an oddly prophetic Brexit commentary. If you rearrange the letters in Rogue One, you get Gone Euro.

JDF claims veto power over any other ranger actors invited to conventions where he is also going, so as to continue his petty grudge against Austin St. John. Austin St. John is an American hero, having become an EMT and, later, a combat medic in Afghanistan. He also, full disclosure, helped me out after I had seizures…

I watch this like people shoot heroin.

Carved on that brick:

If only Steve Jobs had loved chemo, we could ask him.

“You have to plug them in?” “That’s like a baby’s toy!”

Punting is okay, but it's hard.