Oh yeah because games should only be for the hardcore people.

Only if it’s Days of Lightning 2; Formula E Boogaloo.

Not mine, but:

It’s so sad that an article like this has to be filled with so many “This isn’t laziness” qualifications, because gamer culture has devolved so badly into a state of “UGH LAZY GAME DEVS” idiocy in the last decade or so.

I know it seems fun to blaze through everything with broken weapons but in the same vein as that cringy twitter post about cheating yourself, it really is more fun to overcome a tougher obstacle with your friends than steamroll through it a hundred times.

No, this is like going to your job as a flight attendant, being delayed - as is common in your job, and dealing with people making shit jokes as part of your job. Because it’s your job.

The difference being she’s getting paid while the passengers are paying for the experience of not getting to their destination on time.

Ageism my ass. I was a young person once and if present (old) me met past (young) me, present me would slap some goddamned sense into past me. It comes with the territory.

Nearly five months ago, I suffered a severe brain hemorrhage while I was just standing around at a work party. When I collapsed, I fractured my skull.

/leads with a list of things you can never do for the rest of your life, like play hockey or watch Star Wars

Why haven’t some of us see Us? We have small children and cannot get a reliable sitter at a moments notice.

NO RECLINER! Barbaric!

Hahahahaha... this shit’s all so stupid and pointl

For being three sentences long, this comment was a wild ride.

Well yeah, but it totally owned the haters...

In two weeks we will be reading a post about how the Browns cancelled the wrong sponsorship deal, so....

So. Edgy. 

Just how the hell did you know about my micro. . I mean, um, @#$% NO I’m HUNG LIKE A HORSE JUST LOOK AT MY F250 DUALLY KING RANCH!! So what if I’ve never carried anything heavier than the mail out of the mailbox down my driveway. . . HUGE PENIS!!

My favorite Mike Fahey story is second hand. He was at Comic-Con, sometime before 2011. He and McWhertor were down there together. Mike had saved up his dough to buy a bunch of toys from the floor and I guess he went there after the panels were done on Saturday. McWhertor came back to the room and found Mike laying on…

That’s because of the an old law from the 60s nicknamed “The Chicken Tax” that levies a 25% tariff on imported light trucks. US pickup manufacturing has been protected from any outside competition so they only offer two sizes (big and huge) and price gouge the hell out of their customers compared to their automobiles.…