Hi, I’m Jimmy from Jimmy’s Manure Delivery.  All of our vehicles are Dodge Journeys, because they’re crap before we even load anything in them.

Also fuck the stupid changes to engrams. Oh, you like strikes, well now you only get a tier 1 engram for 3 in a week. Oh you want an engram that will actually be more powerful, well first off go fuck yourself, and second run this stupid shit in less than 10 min and score a bajillion points and you can get one. Oh you…

Luke Smith should've been fired a long time ago...

I don’t know what you’re talking about, my Brother. I am quite plainly agreeing with you and our superiority over the unwashed non-SSD casuals. Imagine gaming with standard equipment and specs in 2020, OMEGALUL. They should be thanking us for keeping the lights on of their silly little games. The expectation that a…

Don’t forget that Whole Foods was a piece of shit before Amazon, even.

Absolutely true. So much, in fact, that the industry refers to anything not on the perimeter as “Center of Store” (Or COS/CS). That’s where all the money is made.

I worked at a food company that sold specialty food through Amazon. We were constantly at risk of going out of business based on what changes Amazon decided to roll on us, whether it was refusing to buy product at the price we had set, or creating new digital requirements seemingly designed just to be missed and apply…

Interesting. Maybe the solution is for Amazon to litter the empty aisles with sketchy third party vendors selling knock-offs and expired product?

What did Richard Greco ever do to you?

How to explain Jalopnik’s ethos using a quote from the website:

oh man. I LOL’ed.

I plan on putting the electric motor from a Barbie Hot Wheels Jeep in my father’s Dodge Caliber, so he can finally experience some real power. 

If there is a video, I’m sure it will autoplay for you.

came

Must be visiting BYU

My wife and I have been looking for a spark in the bedroom, and surprisingly it was also Ryan Fitzpatrick. 

And when he went to practice the next day, a small sign hung in the practice facility that read simply: Zach Brown Banned.

If they ever make a Professional American Rules Football league, then I would like to hope that there would be a team in Dallas.

This is the true answer. He found someone who never questions him and never looked back. Winning isn’t as important to Jerry as having his ass kissed. Everyone in Dallas knows it.

Butterscotching was right there.