Its as if Roethlisberger is being held down against his will.

I wish he’d cover up the movie version of Daredevil

Congratulations - no one cares, you pretentious turd.

I always tell people my retirement strategy is to marry a rich woman.

When Hardy said he looked good in blue and white I just assumed he was talking about Nicole Holder

Whitest story I’ve ever heard

Romoerotic asphyixiation

Lack of consent doesn’t stop Ben.

Doctor: “ok how do you spell your name?”

“Pay it forward to my children” is another way of saying “build generational wealth,” which doesn’t sound quite as warm and fuzzy. Frankly, it ISN’T fair or right that you were handed a safety net while others weren’t, but that’s not something to make you feel bad or guilty (or good) about—it’s something that should…

If you could afford to buy a house at 22, you’re not “middle class”.

It’s a good thing we don’t glorify illegal street racing...

At least in America, you’re held accountable for these things no matter how rich you are...

I store it in a hut. A Pizza Hut, if you will...

This is weird, because normally the Saints let someone go free the first time around.

RG III

They must be really disappointed that he now openly works with the colors and the whites.

You are the first person to ever say the F-35 is a better investment.

you are so welcome