Full disclosure: I grew up in Atlanta, although I would likely never move back there. But I'll take Hartsfield-Jackson over O'Hare any day. That said, Delta does seem to think that they can schedule a 50 minute layover at ATL, land 20 minutes late, and you should have no problem crossing 4 concourses dragging your…

I'll take that over the dour faces and bitter tone of most attendants, especially Delta, IMHO. Also, I'd rather the pilot talk more instead of less, I figure it gives me a better chance of discerning how drunk he is.

This.

FIRE!! GLASS!! SCARY!! I'm going to sue you LH for not protecting me from myself! From now on the only hacks on here should be for soft cuddly things, like making a unicorn watcher out of paper cups, or a phone cover made from memory foam in case I bump it against my ear too hard.