Aw, I guess I'm not much of a feminist, because I was hoping for some real cleaning tips — maybe how to clean while not feeling like my mother and like I want to kill myself.

Wooooow. I have an M.S. in Education and I'm one of those fucking assholes who doesn't vaccinate. Our family choices have nothing to do with Jenny McCarthy. Instead, I do a lot of non-internet reading about vaccines and immunity. I decided based on my extensive research and decided with a doctor that we would rather…

Best. Rom-com. EVER

Because not every Asian person looks the same, and there are many who are born with double eyelids. So like, it's a beauty standard, but one that's internal to the different cultures of Eastern Asia, not one that is based on what white women look like.

So the police traced the crime to the accused through other means. Can we read this to mean. "The NSA supplied their emails and phone calls to Composite Effects to the FBI/NYPD and told them to not say where the got the info, say that they got that wiretapping info legally."

This artical seems super judgey to me. Most women who chose to stay home feel it's best for their families and themselves. It's awful that the decision they made backfired, but they are not bad people, women or even feminists for making that decision.

Instead of "Roman Polanski Shot The Cover Of His Rape Victim's Memoir," how about "Samantha Geimer Chooses Polanski Photo For Memoir Cover?"

I don't think you know what depression is. It's not just feeling sad or apathetic. They're not talking about some sort of lifestyle pill.

I fail to see how this is a Chinese issue.

I read another article about this accident. But it stated that at least one kid was on the ride next to her! Once the ride was done, the kid(s) yelled "My Mom! We have to go back and get her!" CANNOT IMAGINE!!! It's bad enough to witness something like that, but you also have to finish the damn ride?! Crazy! Always…

I have to remind my darling mother of this technique every time I give her tech support. "Okay, Mom, do you remember the first step? That's right: Calm the fuck down. Now turn the computer off."

Yeah, when I read the headline of this post I actually thought the method was telling my kids to calm the fuck down and was disappointed that the method is telling myself to calm the fuck down. I'm fine. It's the kids who freak out unnecessarily.

I wonder if I can just bring an Entenmann's?

Where's Anonymous when we need them?!

Dear Anonymous. Please name these men so the world can heap shame and ridicule upon them in equal measure.

Can someone please please please for the love of God identify these horrid excuses for men so that they can get some kind of punishment for their disgusting actions and words?

Can I go back in time and change my degree from English major to software programmer?

My FB feed is filled with people panicking about this crap. If you're old enough to remember newspapers, you have to realize that everything you post is like printing it on the front page. There is no privacy and you should not expect one. Lie about your age, location and everything else. (Mine says I was born in…

I've been using these tricks and more (no facebook apps, using DoNotTrack) for quite a while now. Still some data seems to leak to friends of friends of friends (I made a fake account and checked) without my clearance.