Nahhh, this is more like John Titor all over again.

They are ARTISTES!

They are ARTISTES!

The hardest thing with ASoIaF is probably writing forty pages about the kind of roast beef that is being eaten and then resisting the urge to make a sandwich.

The hardest thing with ASoIaF is probably writing forty pages about the kind of roast beef that is being eaten and then resisting the urge to make a sandwich.

The hardest thing with ASoIaF is probably writing forty pages about the kind of roast beef that is being eaten and then resisting the urge to make a sandwich.

At least Robert Jordan didn't know he was going to die prematurely when he decided to turn his excellent trilogy into a shitty whatever-the-fuck.

At least Robert Jordan didn't know he was going to die prematurely when he decided to turn his excellent trilogy into a shitty whatever-the-fuck.

GRRM's "big boss" is a combination of double cheeseburgers and writing other books.

Grow up, fuckface.

Who would want to eat a turtle? Turtles are cool as hell. Of course, so are all other animals. Including obligate-carnivores. Of which I'm not, so I repeat: who would want to eat a turtle?

I saw Marie Antoinette in the theater (it was actually the first date I had with my ex-wife), and I didn't care for it. I watched it again earlier in the summer, and I thought it was good. I don't know if the movie got better or if my tastes have changed.

Halt and Catch Fire is a show that I've tried to get all of my friends to watch, yet I've failed. Most of them work in tech, and many are interested in history, and some are even women, so maybe the problem is in me, and not in the show itself.

Just like gene is pronounced "gen," like in generation!

More like what Amazon did for years.

Fewer.

Sometimes people exaggerate time frames, especially when they are excited.

You seem to be ignoring the incredibly compressed time frames of this season.

So you think she'll die next week?

Naw, it was fermented crab.