For the right to wear white tube socks with Teva sandals and not be ridiculed for it.

You seem to be laboring under the misapprehension that there is moral equivalence here.

The stuff my exterminator sprays in the basement of my 100 year old building lasts quite a while. Drogon is basically a big cockroach, right?

I think the other people who knew how to use it were busy being on fire.

If it makes him foam at the mouth, he knows it's real.

Even Louis Anderson would have been an upgrade.

I saw the movie long before I read the novel. The book is amazing, and, if anything, it made me appreciate the movie even more.

I was 16 years old when Face/Off came out, and even I knew it was hot garbage, and I liked a lot of shitty stuff when I was 16. I'll never understand its supposed charm. It doesn't even have the same kind of jauntily absurd Cage performance like what we got in 8mm, a movie that I rather liked when I was 18 (hey,…

Don't worry: once commenting becomes a nightmare due to the Kinja switch, you won't even have a reason for a nostalgic visit.

Preterite: brain and brain, what is brain?

A-Punk by Vampire Weekend pops up whenever the iPod Classic that is permanently in my car decides it wants to work. I hate that song now, but I can't bear the idea of making the album incomplete by deleting it.

Gwendoline Christie's outfit there is… interesting, though it doesn't seem to acknowledge how double-breasted jackets work. It's about ethics in jacket journalism!

Thank you.

I can't wait.

I already have a Kinja account with this user name. What is going to happen?

I re-read Transmetropolitan (for the nth time) after Trump was elected. It still holds up.

We have bigger TVs with wider aspect ratios, now, so they could add an additional letter.

Slow-Jam Wombat.

They like rape.

Maybe the bolts have been soaked in Mountain Dew.