I was stupid enough to not read down to the bottom where it said "Burner accounts are fucked" and I tried to migrate (who thought it was a good idea to not put "Don't migrate your Burner account Burner users!" at the very top? I read about halfway, it seemed straightforward, and then "fuck me"), and it seems that my…

I was stupid enough to not read down to the bottom where it said "Burner accounts are fucked" and I tried to migrate (who thought it was a good idea to not put "Don't migrate your Burner account Burner users!" at the very top? I read about halfway, it seemed straightforward, and then "fuck me"), and it seems that my…

As somebody with an MBA, who works in marketing, I can say authoritatively that anything that looks like "good corporate synergy" is gonna be shitty.

As somebody with an MBA, who works in marketing, I can say authoritatively that anything that looks like "good corporate synergy" is gonna be shitty.

Wait, there were movies, as in plural?!

Wait, there were movies, as in plural?!

Well, it's the thought that counts.

Lisa Hitler would be an upgrade over Lisa Simpson.

Did you at least get to second base, using that lie as a kickstart?

Hitler has been featured on the Simpsons several times. Lisa is definitely worse than Hitler.

Jon Snow is a shill for Big Hair Product.

I don't think the AVClub is that clever.

I mean, you will, somewhere, maybe at the grocery store, but not on the AV Club.

Speed? Do you mean The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down?

Given that it's now nearly noon, Central Time, and nothing seems to have happened, I'm guessing that things either aren't going well, or the smart people in the room prevailed and the AV Club isn't going to ruin the AV Club, after all.

Correction: writing forty pages about the kind of roast beef that is being eaten, removing one to two pages of beautiful description, and THEN resisting the urge to make a sandwich.

Correction: writing forty pages about the kind of roast beef that is being eaten, removing one to two pages of beautiful description, and THEN resisting the urge to make a sandwich.

What an honor! And on such an auspicious day as when the AV Club ceased to exist.

What an honor! And on such an auspicious day as when the AV Club ceased to exist.

Nahhh, this is more like John Titor all over again.