He's the son of the lesser of two weevils.

Gillian Anderson is putting on a master class, and that is with a cast that is doing tremendous work, themselves.

As shitty a movie as this is, what really pisses me off is that Scott is ignoring the rules he already set up. The Xenmorph doesn't implant and hatch in 10 fucking minutes. Also, Xenomorphs don't fight cranes!

Is that after he invents a Growth Ray, and then merges into his chair and becomes petrified?

So, I finally saw this movie today. Not as bad as Prometheus, but it was pretty bad. It's sure nice to know that xenomorph implantation and development only takes about 25 seconds, now! I did enjoy how the baby xeno did the Thriller dance for David.

Maybe just have him sing the Meow Mix theme song.

God, I hope not.

Maybe the space jockeys were made of mud, and this one just hardened in the sun over, say a week! That would make more sense than Prometheus, and there wasn't even a sun.

I'm a huge fan of Alien, and an even huger fan of Aliens. I saw Alien 3 in the theater, and maybe once again in college, in my dorm room probably, on a tiny tv. I disliked it in the theater and really disliked it in college. I recently watched the Assembly Cut, though, and if you can accept the kinda stupid…

I never said the trailer for MacFarlane's show looked funny.

I think it goes something like this: "yeah yeah yeah, looks like a good show! put my name on it!"

Please clap.

At least MacFarlane's show looks like it was made by Trekkies. This? Not so much.

That's some excellent linen.

Saying that a man seemed dangerous is the equivalent of calling a woman crazy: it has no defense that doesn't reinforce the accusation.

This very quickly became a show which made me look forward to Wednesdays (not an easy thing). However, I do think the set up for a second season was a little heavy handed. They might as well have had a character yell out "I'll get you! Next year!" Oh wait; they basically did!

Sometimes the viewer needs the help, no matter how good a job the show has done. And this show is doing a bang-up job.

Sad!

I wasn't trolling at all, nutter butter.

American Nutella or European Nutella? It's important.