I'm sorry you are such an awful person. Of course, excellent avocado toast involves both amazing avocados and wonderful mayo.

Nope; spoiled yogurt. It's canon. Ask Lance Henriksen.

Watch it again, and be sober. Or less drunk. Or read the book. Or a book.

"To be fair I think Shadow expected winning the second round saved him too."

Maybe watch it again. Or read the book. Shadow was playing on Czernobog's arrogance, and the fact that, as something that has been "alive" for many centuries, Czernobog is stuck in his ways. That is a combination that can easily be taken advantage of.

I got excited about Scott Thompson, then I remembered what happened in the car. A fun cameo, but a waste. I miss Kids In The Hall.

Maybe try growing up?

Has Oliver Queen's life ever not been in shambles? It's something of a defining character trait.

The year of our lord 1984.

That's dumb.

Kingdom of Heaven, at least the director's cut, is highly watchable, but it's hardly well-plotted.

I love Alien. It's full of plot problems. Funny enough, many of the plot problems are the same ones Prometheus has! What did the Alien fucking eat, to get so big so fast?

Aliens is a much better film than Alien. Not a big surprise; James Cameron, for all of his faults, is a much better film maker than Ridley Scott.

Linda?

Oh, so kind of like human children.

Does the Xenomorph end up being really nice, in the book?

It turns out that Jones the cat was really racist.

It was certainly a sad day.

My teacher is a prairie dog, and was eaten by a weasel.

Luuke?