I'm just talkin' about Danza.

Bad as in 'he's a complicated man. and no one understands him but his woman.'

"This movie depicts us as being in the same room together, which we never were. It also has him calling me 'Jada' when everyone knows his pet-name for me was 'Sorry, who again?'"

Sorry, can't help. I'm still working on "Get crazy with the cheez whiz."

I mean, the democrats fucked up horribly by abandoning the working classes on the grounds that "What are they gonna do? Vote Republican?", but they didn't anticipate that they'd prefer being treated badly and getting empty praise over being ignored.

It's going to take care of the single biggest problem that Americans have with it: It's going to remove the word "Obama" from its nickname.

Breakfast: time to whip up some oatmeal in the ol' Pol Pot.

I thought so, but when I put it on I looked like some kind of Psycho Killer.

And for the love of God, he should just stay away from beets entirely.

True, I guess I should qualify it as "telling people he won as part of an official speech as the president."

Philadelphia: America's 'Moe's Tavern'

I was wondering idly to my self yesterday, is there somewhere in Vegas where you can bet how long Trump will keep telling people that he won the election? And if so, what are the oddsmakers saying?

If you've ever had someone killed because they know you too well…? You might be a tyrant."

"Psh, that's not how Vietnam was."

"Say goodbye to THESE, Willard!"

"Put out a warrant for… um… Frederick Douglass and/or Ben Carson."

Does it count when he inevitably says that he hopes that all liberals and democratic leaders die from choking on tofu, or from AIDS? Because that's not technically condoning violence…

Your username is one of my favorite things that's happened all day.

"You're arresting me?! Oh right, all the crimes. That makes sense."

Boop!