Same here. But while I twist & tuck, I think about how next time I’ll find a twist-tie.

Will it be the next “Enos”? Only time will tell!

And she’s looking, menacingly, down and to the left.

Yeah, but have you seen their uniforms? Beautiful.

Well, I’m sure it will be worth it, otherwise they wouldn’t charge so much.

WHERE'S FIREFLY??

Well, ha ha ha, if you let your mind wander a bit to the more ribald corners, the title has something of a double meaning - or double entendre - to it. It's wordplay in the style of your John Donnes or William Blakes.

The song was actually about the right to ex parte legal decisions. Widely misunderstood.

It's all about the flavors that aren't there, man.

It's the soooound, of sooommeliers
Sooooound, of soooommeliers

Nerdherder is clearly not sponge-worthy.

I know it wasn't intended as such, but when people talked about Stone Temple Pilot's "Sex Type Thing" as an anti-rape song I would always just listen closely, thinking, "Still waiting for the 'anti' part… any verse now…"

But wasn't George W. the "fool me once"?

"I'll allow it."

"He's a loathsome shitbag of a person. An ethical tire fire. He's the pus forming on the untreated wound in our cultural ethics. The world is worse because he's in it. I hope there's a hell, just for his sake. But, uh… I mean, I guess that doesn't mean I think he broke the actual letter of the law, necessarily."

The only thing you love is Ocean's 11??

Next on the docket: Richard Linklater.

That's what Davos shouted at everyone right after his "Why would anyone listen to me? I've only managed to live to a ripe old age" line.

Oh, what is the "Alt-Kinja"?! Can you define it for me?! Can you define it for me?! — Let me finish, Fake-Commenter!! — Can you define it for me?!

"It's time to put the AMERICA back in North America!!"